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Closing Argument

Closing Argument

inspired by: Maxine Shaw from 'Living Single'
$9.00
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About This Troublemaker


Inspired By:

Maxine Shaw from 'Living Single'

She pulled up, ran her mouth, ate your leftovers, and stayed the night. Again.

Closing Argument is strong, smooth, and a little messy — just like Maxine Shaw on your couch. She was the friend who never knocked, never held her tongue, and somehow made it all make sense. One minute she’s dragging you for filth, the next she’s defending your whole life to a stranger. Loud. Loyal. Unbothered. Unmatched.

This drink doesn’t just speak — it reads. Sip accordingly.

 

Best Served When:

You’ve got something to say, even if it’s just with your eyes. Whether you're winding down or firing up, this espresso martini hits like a mic drop — smooth, strong, and impossible to ignore.

How To Mix

Chill a coupe or martini glass. Add the full contents of your Troublemaker Mix to a shaker with ⅔ ice. Pour in 2 oz of vodka — we recommend vanilla vodka for a little extra flair (just like Max would’ve liked it). Cap it, shake it like you’re about to read somebody, then strain into your chilled glass. Drop in three espresso beans as garnish and serve with the confidence of someone who’s never wrong (even when they are).

Ingredients

Pure Cane Sugar, Water, Cold Brewed Coffee, Coffee Extract, Natural Flavors, Natural Caffeine, Salt, Espresso Beans.s

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